Sunday, January 17, 2010

Human Behavior

My Top Ten Gym Pet Peeves (with one extra thrown in)

1. When someone sets up her step or weights RIGHT next to me in a class.

2. When the person next to me gets off beat in Step class.

3. When kids are in the gym.

4. When kids in the gym get on treadmills.

5. When I can't get a free pass. What do you mean I only get two passes per year? And I pay HOW much to work out here?

6. When kids running on the track run into ME.

7. When kids change the channel on the TV you are watching as you are running on the treadmill. No, I don't want to watch Hannah Montana. Where is your mommy??!!!

8. There are those people who do not like being in front of a fan. When those people decide to exercise in front of a fan and then demand that it not be turned on. Meanwhile, the other people (who choose to be by the fan to get cooler) are sweating profusely.

9. When people talk on cell phones in the gym.

10. When you are starving and the gym café is closed. A smoothie would have been nice.

11. When people talk loudly as the class instructor is explaining something. That is just rude!

3 comments:

  1. Joe Peacock's Rules of the Gym: http://www.joethepeacock.com/2005/01/ok-maybe-im-not-guy-to-do-it.php
    It's a bit profane, but seriously funny.

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  2. Joe is awesome! I got a chance to meet him this past September and he is absolutely larger than life!!

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